I said I was going to bed but I lied.

I am entirely naked and this is totally unscripted.

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Volumnia from Coriolanus is my new favourite character yes yes.

SKINK!

Filler post is fun.

LOL:

Lord Bill Ptolemy Pythagoras (and Non-Lizard Mother):

Also I have a face of an otter in disgrace. I have an essay due in next week ARGH. And that, that is all.

“Substitutiary locomotion it must be!”

First, WATCH AND LISTEN because this is amazing and I watched it this evening.

Secondly, we are definitely getting a blue-tongued skink
Lord Bill Ptolemy Pythagoras, regardless of its sex, shall be its name, and “Cosmic Creepers” its nickname, just because. WE ARE EXCITED.

Today I purchased a black tricorn and big black and peacock feathers, and I now have a pirate hat. It’s wonderful. I am proud of my skills, which consisted of glueing feathers to hat. Truly tricky.