A song outside the general dramatic action.

Dear Fucktards of the Internet who went to see Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens and thought that they changed the ending of the play and are subsequently complaining about it in your blogs –

If you cared to read the original novel you would find out that Peter forgets EVERYBODY who he ever gave a damn about, including but not limited to Tinker Bell and that’s why, children, that’s why the story is a tragedy. And yes, Tinker Bell IS two words, not one.

Why don’t people read any more?

People. Are. Morons.